{"id":7621,"date":"2021-11-06T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newspaperhistory.com\/?p=7621"},"modified":"2021-11-06T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T05:00:00","slug":"the-welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/the-welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"The Welcome"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>From <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chroniclingamerica.loc.gov\/lccn\/sn83016689\/1913-11-06\/ed-1\/seq-10\/\"><em>The Detroit Times, November 6, 1913<\/em><\/a><em>. By Berton Braley.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s \u201cHow do you do\u201d to William,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; But simply \u201cHello!\u201d to Bill.<br>For William has stocks in the safety box,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; While the riches of Bill are nil;<br>And William has might and power<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Which people are wary of,<br>So they smile and bow to William now,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; But penniless Bill they love!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s \u201cHow do you do?\u201d to William,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; With something of fear and awe,<br>When we\u2019re face to face in the market place,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Where gold is the chiefest law,<br>But the children and men and women,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; They turn with right good will<br>From work or play when he comes their way<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; And holler \u201cHello\u201d to Bill!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s \u201cHow do you do?\u201d to William,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; With the thought of his cash in view;<br>While not a stamp has Bill, the scamp!<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; We like him because\u2014we do!<br>Now had you your choice of greetings<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Which one would meet your will?<br>The \u201cHow Do You Do?\u201d for William<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Or the simple \u201cHello!\u201d for Bill?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Detroit Times, November 6, 1913. By Berton Braley. It\u2019s \u201cHow do you do\u201d to William,&nbsp; &nbsp; But simply \u201cHello!\u201d to Bill.For William has stocks in the safety box,&nbsp; &nbsp; While the riches of Bill are nil;And William has might and power&nbsp; &nbsp; Which people are wary of,So they smile and bow to William [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,14],"tags":[66],"class_list":["post-7621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newspapers","category-the-detroit-times","tag-berton-braley"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}