{"id":7722,"date":"2021-11-26T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-11-26T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newspaperhistory.com\/?p=7722"},"modified":"2021-11-26T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-11-26T06:00:00","slug":"the-millionaires-romance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/the-millionaires-romance\/","title":{"rendered":"The Millionaire&#8217;s Romance"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>From <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chroniclingamerica.loc.gov\/lccn\/sn82016014\/1913-11-26\/ed-1\/seq-4\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>The Topeka State Journal, November 26, 1913<\/em><\/a><em>. By Roy K. Moulton.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gas turned low,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; They confess<br>Their romance.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; She says Yes,<br>Date is named,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Cards sent out.<br>Soon they\u2019re on<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Marriage route.<br>Friends all say,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cDandy match,<br>She\u2019s a queen,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; He\u2019s a \u2018catch.\u2019\u201d<br>Thing\u2019s all right<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; For a while.<br>He\u2019s for clubs,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; She\u2019s for style.<br>Chorus girl<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Soon he sees,<br>Sends her flowers<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Just to please.<br>Wife finds out,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Doesn\u2019t care;<br>Goes abroad<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Everywhere.<br>Lawyer starts<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Then, of course,<br>Wife\u2019s suit<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; For divorce.<br>Husband fails<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; To appear<br>In the court<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Or come near.<br>Get divorce<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Without a flaw;<br>They both yell,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cHip Hurrah.\u201d<br>Alimony<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Paid each week.<br>Now they\u2019re friends,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; So they speak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Topeka State Journal, November 26, 1913. By Roy K. Moulton. Gas turned low,&nbsp; &nbsp; They confessTheir romance.&nbsp; &nbsp; She says Yes,Date is named,&nbsp; &nbsp; Cards sent out.Soon they\u2019re on&nbsp; &nbsp; Marriage route.Friends all say,&nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cDandy match,She\u2019s a queen,&nbsp; &nbsp; He\u2019s a \u2018catch.\u2019\u201dThing\u2019s all right&nbsp; &nbsp; For a while.He\u2019s for clubs,&nbsp; &nbsp; She\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,21],"tags":[267],"class_list":["post-7722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newspapers","category-the-topeka-state-journal","tag-roy-k-moulton"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}