{"id":8160,"date":"2022-05-06T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-06T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newspaperhistory.com\/?p=8160"},"modified":"2022-05-06T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T05:00:00","slug":"dats-da-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/dats-da-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Dat&#8217;s Da Life"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>From the <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chroniclingamerica.loc.gov\/lccn\/sn85038411\/1914-05-06\/ed-1\/seq-8\/\"><em>Harrisburg Telegraph, May 6, 1914<\/em><\/a><em>. By Wing Dinger.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They make-a greata beega noise<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; In deesa town to-day,<br>Da crowds all leesten to da tune<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Da beega brass band play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I ask, \u201cWhat ees dees fuss about,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Why do dey yell hurray?\u201d<br>And some one tell me, \u201cWhy, you boob,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Da season starts to-day.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I follow to da park dey call<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Da baseball field, and pay<br>My leetle quart for one small tick<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; To see da two teams play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da players throw da ball about;<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Da crowds dey yell and shout;<br>Some times da man day call da \u201cump\u201d<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Says \u201csafe,\u201d and sometimes \u201cout.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And when he say \u201cyou\u2019re safe\u201d to one<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Of da home team, he\u2019s right,<br>But if he say \u201cyou\u2019re out,\u201d da bunch<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Gets mad enough to fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t want to be da ump,<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; He\u2019s got one nasty job;<br>No matter what he says da crowd<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Calls him one great beeg slob.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But seeng of love for chickens, cows<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; And war, with all eets strife,<br>To seet upon da bleachers at<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; A ball game, dat\u2019s da life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Harrisburg Telegraph, May 6, 1914. By Wing Dinger. They make-a greata beega noise&nbsp; &nbsp; In deesa town to-day,Da crowds all leesten to da tune&nbsp; &nbsp; Da beega brass band play. I ask, \u201cWhat ees dees fuss about,&nbsp; &nbsp; Why do dey yell hurray?\u201dAnd some one tell me, \u201cWhy, you boob,&nbsp; &nbsp; Da season [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,3],"tags":[328],"class_list":["post-8160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrisburg-telegraph","category-newspapers","tag-wing-dinger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}