{"id":8166,"date":"2022-05-09T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newspaperhistory.com\/?p=8166"},"modified":"2022-05-09T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T05:00:00","slug":"the-face-on-the-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/the-face-on-the-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Face On the Floor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>From the <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chroniclingamerica.loc.gov\/lccn\/sn91064011\/1914-05-09\/ed-1\/seq-12\/\"><em>Newark Evening Star, May 9, 1914<\/em><\/a><em>.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2019Twas a balmy summer evening, and a goodly crowd was there,<br>Which well-nigh filled Joe\u2019s barroom, on the corner of the square;<br>And as songs and witty stories came through the open door,<br>A vagabond crept slowly in and posed upon the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhere did it come from?\u201d someone said. \u201cThe wind has blown it in.\u201d<br>\u201cWhat does it want?\u201d another cried. \u201cSome whiskey, rum or gin?\u201d<br>\u201cHere, Toby, seek him, if your stomach\u2019s equal to the work\u2014<br>I wouldn&#8217;t touch him with a fork, he\u2019s filthy as a Turk.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This badinage the poor wretch took with stoical good grace\u2014<br>In fact, he smiled as though he thought he\u2019d struck the proper place;<br>\u201cCome, boys, I know there\u2019s kindly hearts among so good a crowd\u2014<br>To be in such good company would make a deacon proud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGive me a drink\u2014that\u2019s what I want\u2014I\u2019m out of funds, you know.<br>When I had cash to treat the gang, this hand was never slow;<br>What? You laugh as if you thought this pocket never held a sou.<br>I once was fixed as well, my boys, as any one of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThere, thanks, that\u2019s braced me nicely; God bless you one and all.<br>Next time I pass this good saloon, I\u2019ll make another call;<br>Give you a song? No, I can\u2019t do that; my singing days are past,<br>My voice is cracked, my throat\u2019s worn out, and my lungs are going fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSay, give me another whiskey, and I\u2019ll tell you what I\u2019ll do\u2014<br>I\u2019ll tell you a funny story, and a fact, I promise, too;<br>That I was ever a decent man, not one of you would think,<br>But I was, some four or five years back. Say, give us another drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFill her up, Joe; I want to put some life into my frame\u2014<br>Such little drinks to a bum like me are miserably tame;<br>Five fingers\u2014there, that\u2019s the scheme\u2014and corking whiskey, too.<br>Well, here\u2019s luck, boys, and landlord, my best regards to you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ve treated me very kindly, and I\u2019d like to tell you how<br>I came to be the dirty sot you see before you now.<br>As I told you, once I was a man, with muscle, frame, and health,<br>And, but for a blunder, ought to have made considerable wealth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was a painter\u2014not one that daubed on bricks and wood,<br>But an artist, and for my age, was rated pretty good;<br>I worked hard at my canvas, and was bidding fair to rise,<br>For gradually I saw the star of fame before my eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI made a picture perhaps you\u2019ve seen, \u2019tis called the Chase of Fame.<br>It brought me fifteen hundred pounds, and added to my name;<br>And then I met a woman\u2014now comes the funny part\u2014<br>With eyes that petrified my brain, and sunk into my heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy don\u2019t you laugh? \u2019Tis funny that the vagabond you see<br>Could ever love a woman, and expect her love for me;<br>But \u2019twas so, and for a month or two, her smile was freely given,<br>And when her loving lips touched mine, it carried me to Heaven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBoys, did you ever see a girl for whom your soul you\u2019d give,<br>With a form like Milo Venus, too beautiful to live;<br>With eyes that would beat the Kohinoor, and a wealth of chestnut hair?<br>If so, \u2019twas she, for there never was another half so fair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was working on a portrait, one afternoon in May,<br>Of a fair-haired boy, a friend of mine, who lived across the way;<br>And Madeline admired it, and much to my surprise,<br>Said that she\u2019d like to know the man that had such dreamy eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt didn\u2019t take long to know him, and before the month had flown,<br>My friend had stole my darling, and I was left alone;<br>And ere a year of misery had passed above my head,<br>The jewel I had treasured so had tarnished and was dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s why I took to drink, boys. Why, I never saw you smile,<br>I thought you\u2019d be amused and laughing all the while;<br>Why, what\u2019s the matter, friend? There\u2019s a tear-drop in your eye.<br>Come, laugh like me, \u2019tis only babes and women that should cry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSay, boys, if you give me another whiskey I\u2019ll be glad,<br>And I\u2019ll draw right here a picture of the face that drove me mad;<br>Give me that piece of chalk with which you mark the baseball score\u2014<br>You shall see the lovely Madeline upon the barroom floor.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another drink, and with chalk in hand, the vagabond began<br>To sketch a face that well might buy the soul of any man.<br>Then, as he placed another lock upon the shapely head,<br>With a fearful shriek, he leaped and fell across the picture\u2014dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Newark Evening Star, May 9, 1914.&nbsp; \u2019Twas a balmy summer evening, and a goodly crowd was there,Which well-nigh filled Joe\u2019s barroom, on the corner of the square;And as songs and witty stories came through the open door,A vagabond crept slowly in and posed upon the floor. \u201cWhere did it come from?\u201d someone said. 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