{"id":8241,"date":"2022-05-29T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-29T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newspaperhistory.com\/?p=8241"},"modified":"2022-05-29T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T05:00:00","slug":"the-modern-catechism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/the-modern-catechism\/","title":{"rendered":"The Modern Catechism"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>From the <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chroniclingamerica.loc.gov\/lccn\/sn92053934\/1914-05-29\/ed-1\/seq-4\/\"><em>Rock Island Argus, May 29, 1914<\/em><\/a><em>. By Henry Howland.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Give a definition of success. \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>Give a synonym for happiness. \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>What attaches honor to a name?<br>What produces privilege and fame?<br>What relieves the sinner of all blame?<br>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cMoney.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Give a definition of respect. \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>What enables people to \u201cconnect?\u201d \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>What brings haughty monarchs to their knees?<br>What brings titled suitors over seas?<br>What makes wisdom look like cottage cheese?<br>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cMoney.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Give a ready synonym for goal. \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>What is more important than the soul? \u201cMoney.\u201d<br>What removes the ugliness from vice?<br>What in lieu of beauty will suffice?<br>What is proudly gained at any price?<br>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cMoney.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Rock Island Argus, May 29, 1914. By Henry Howland. Give a definition of success. \u201cMoney.\u201dGive a synonym for happiness. \u201cMoney.\u201dWhat attaches honor to a name?What produces privilege and fame?What relieves the sinner of all blame?\u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cMoney.\u201d Give a definition of respect. \u201cMoney.\u201dWhat enables people to \u201cconnect?\u201d \u201cMoney.\u201dWhat brings haughty monarchs to their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[161],"class_list":["post-8241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newspapers","category-rock-island-argus","tag-henry-howland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/desperaudio.com\/newspaperpoetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}